JAMBO! (hello in swahili)

You will never know who writes this blog, nor will you come across anyone knowing of our identity. Just enjoy it for what it is and don't pay attention to what its not.



Now you may be asking yourself who are these mysteriously cunning people? I don't know. They just type in a swift an intriguing manner. So hence, I read on.



Now you may be asking yourself why would I waste my time reading this blog? The answer is seemingly simple but oh so complex. Is it the mystery of having absolutely no idea who writes such magical things? Or maybe its because the signature comes out as "raccoon assassins" (spelt with 2 ass's. doubt it? google it.)



So cool. Now you know what we're all about, and no it's not the hokey pokey. Ba dum chhh.



Always look in the trees.

Raccoon Assassins